The Phone

It rings when you
Least expect it
It rings when you
Think you're just getting comfortable.
It rings when you're
Eating your favorite meal of the day:
Supper.
And the trouble is
Most of the time it's someone
That's trying to convince you to buy
Some so-called really great thing
...That they bought at a yard sale
And are just trying to get rid of.
So, you just gotta say:
"Sorry, I'm not interested,"
And hang up
The phone.