Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Invasion of the Spiders

Vacuum up the spiders
And spray them all away
We don't hate them
We just fear them
We need them not to stay

This is not your house, madam
Nor is it yours, good sir
So take your eight legs 
Somewhere else
Get on with living there

We don't love your largeness
Or your tendency to skitter
We would love it 
if you'd leave us
It's not that we are bitter

So today we spray a not-so-fond
Goodbye to all of you
With pre-pandemic vinegar spray
From Target -- try it -- it's delish
Then go live someplace new.

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